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BLORP! Recycled unisex sports jersey

2XS
$34.00
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BLORP! Recycled unisex sports jersey

$34.00
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More than a t-shirt! It's the weirdly wonderful Blorp Sports Jersey. —made of 100% recycled polyester fabric, this shirt is breathable, moisture-wicking, and has a double-layered v-neck collar that creates a premium look. This style is available in larger sizes. Shoot a size larger than you typically would.

• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 5.61 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Double-layered v-neck collar
• Blank product sourced from China

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Policy

When will my order ship?

Orders ship in 1 to 3 business days.

Can I get tracking information for my order?

Tracking information is typically available one business day after the order ships. If you do not receive an email from us with tracking information, please contact us and we will provide it to you.

Do you ship to PO Boxes?

Yes. USPS will be used as the shipping partner, as they are able to deliver to PO boxes.

Do you ship to Alaska or Hawaii?

Yes, as long as your zip code is covered by USPS Priority/First Class.

Do you ship outside the U.S.?

We are working on it. Shipping prices have skyrocketed making shipping outside the US very unattractive. We are working on a shipping hub servicing the UK & EU and should have news of that in the coming months on select titles.

Return & Exchange Policy

We value each and every one of our customers and hope you are completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not satisfied, please contact us and we will help to quickly resolve any problems.

We cannot accept returns or provide replacements for any product that has been opened, unless it arrived damaged. If you received a defective product, please contact us and provide the date/place it was purchased, and a description of the problem.

Contact Us

Smirk and Dagger Games

203-733-5314

smirkanddagger@gmail.com